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FUNNY
Don’t Worry About Getting Older You’re Still Gonna Do Dumb Stuff Only Slower Deer Version
Anything You Can Do I Can Do Slower Funny Sloth Version2
LIFESTYLE
Veteran Slower Than A Speeding Bullet And Yet-Still A Super Woman
I Am A US Veteran I Would Put The Uniform Back On If America Needed Me Version2
I Run I’m Slower Than Internet Explorer On A 90’s Dial Up Connection But I Run
I Am A U.S Veteran I Would Put The Uniform Back On If America Needed Me Version2
Anything You Can Do I Can Do Slower Funny Sloth
DRINKING
S.O.S Slower Older Smarter Death Drink Beer
Softer Worser Slower Weaker
I am faster than the speed of something slower
I Cycle I’m Slower Than A Herd Of Turtles Stampeding Through Peanut Butter But I Cycle
HOBBY
I hike I am slower than a herd of snails charging through molasses but I hike
I run I’m slower than a herd of turtles
I Run I’m Slower Than A Herd Of Turtles Stampeding Through Peanut Butter
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