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I Never Wish Death Upon Anyone Who Wrongs Me I Wish For Sudden Explosive Diarrhea

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I Was Raised Not To Throw The First Punch But To Throw The Last One And Make It Hurt

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Sometimes I Look At You And Wonder Why Has No One Hit You With A Shovel Yet

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I Have The Right To Remain Silent I Just Don’t Have The Ability Heifer Version

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Don’t Tell Me To Calm Down I Will Throw A Fucking Chair At Your Face

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Yes I’m A Member Of The Csi Team Can’t Stand Idiots

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Don’t Fear Me For Who I Am Fear Me For What I’m Capable Of

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I Wear We Are Fighting Two Pandemics Coronavirus And Stupidity

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If You Don’t Know The Whole Story Shut The Fuck Up

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I Suffer From That Disorder Where I Speak The Truth And Y’all Get Offend

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Sorry For The Mean Awful Accurate Things I’ve Said

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I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You

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I Know I Said Hi But I’m Not Prepared For A Follow Up Conversation

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Sarcasm Is An Art If It Was A Science I’d Have My Phd

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The Sarcasm Is Strong With This One

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I May Seem Quiet & Reserved But If You Mess With My Son I Will Break Out

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Can I Refill Your Eggnog Get You Something To Eat

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In Order To Insult Me I Must First Value Your Opinion Nice Try Though Heifer Version

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I Am A Grumpy Old Man My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity

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There Are A Lot Of People In World To Mess With I’m The One Person You Wanna Skip

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Just So We Are Clear I Am Not Afraid Of You I Am Afraid Of What I Will Do To You

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I’m A Grumpy Old Lady If You Don’t Want A Sarcastic Answer Don’t Ask

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Weekly Update For Those Who Can’t Stand Me I’m Still Breathing

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Sorry My Nice Botton Is Out Of Order Rooster Version

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Don’t Tell Me What To Do Smoking Tattooed Black Cat Version

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I Paused My Game To Be Here Grunge Version2

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Everyone Needs A Smartass Sarcastic Norwegian In Their Life

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Don’t Mess With Old People

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Don’t Be A Richard Sarcastic Witty Saying Joke Meme Print

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Well That’s Not A Good Sign Funny Sarcastic

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Everyone Needs A Smartass Sarcastic Redhead In Their Life I’m Happy To Be Of Service

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Crane Operator I Am Just A Crazy Foul-Mouthed Sarcastic Delight

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I Never Dreamed That One Day I’d Become A Grumpy Old Man But Here I Am

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Go Fuck Yourself Unicorn Version

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I Don’t Have Enough Coffee Or Middle Fingers Today

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I’m Not Always A Dick Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself

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