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When People Ask Dumb Questions I Feel Obligated To Give Sarcastic Answers

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Who Left The Bag Of Idiots Open

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Before You Try To Hurt My Feelings Keep In Mind I Don’t Have Any And You Probably Do

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Yeah Buoy

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I Disagree But I Respect Your Right To Be Stupid

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Everyone Needs A Smart Sarcastic Bartender In Their Life I’m Happy To Be Of Service

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Please Take A Number I’ll Piss You Off Shortly

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I’m Not Saying You’re Stupid I’m Just Saying You’ve Got Bad Luck

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Attention I Am Out Of Order Until Further Notice My Stupid People Filter Needs Cleaning

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When People Say Dumb Questions I Feel Obligated To Give Sarcastic Answers

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Everyone Needs A Smart Sarcastic Pharmacy Technician In Their Life

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Everyone Needs A Smart Sarcastic Correctional Officer In Their Life

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It’s So Nice When Toxic People Stop Talking To You It’s Like The Trash Took Itself Out

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It’s Ok If You Disagree With Me I Can’t Force You To Be Right Rooster Version

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Offensive – I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You Slogan

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I Love People Who Gossip Behind My Back That’s Exactly Where They Belong Behind My Back

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Everyone Needs A Smart Sarcastic Dispatcher In Their Life I’m Happy To Be Of Service

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No Huey No News No Thanks Funny

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Would You Like Your Nose Back I Found It Stuck In My Business

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Yes I Am A Bitch Yes I Speak My Mind No I Don’t Give A Fuck What You Say

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Maybe You Should Eat Some Makeup So You Can Be Pretty On The Inside Too

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I’m 97% Sure You Don’t Like Me But I’m 100% Sure I Don’t Care Skull Version

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I Didn’t Plan On Becoming A Funny Sarcastic Crazy Retired Electrician Who Yells A Lot

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What If There Are No Hypothetical Questions

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I&39;Ll Get Right On That Sarcastic Work Humor

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You Bring Out The Best Insults In Me – Funny

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My Bermuda Triangle

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Beer For Breakfast

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You’Re My Quarantine

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Warning I’m Unsupervised All Those Who Know Me Well Understand This Could Lead To All

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I Can Only Please One Person Per Day Today Is Not Your Day Tomorrow Doesn’t

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Four Out Of The Five Voices In My Head Think You’re An Idiot The Other One Is Deciding

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I’m Not Anti-Social I’m Anti-Bullshit Bandana Heifer Version

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Don’t Mess With Me Today I Am Out Of My Medication

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I’m Trying To See Things From Your Point Of View But I Can’t Stick My Head

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Karma Takes Way Too Long I’d Rather Just Smack You Right Now

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