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Dinna Fash Don’t Worry Scottish Saying

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T-Bone

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Some People Are Like Slinkies Sarcastic Or Cool Person

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Sarcasm Periodic Elements Spelling

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I’m Not An Asshole I’m One Of The Nicest People You Will Ever Meet You Are Just Pissed

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When Your Index Finger Judges Me My Middle Finger Salutes You

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I Speak Fluent Sarcasm

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No You’re Right Let’s Do It The Dumbest Way Possible Because It’s Easier Rick Version

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Back Off I’m A Asshole I Have Anger Issues And A Serious Dislike For Stupid People

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If I Was A Bird I Know Who I Would Shit On

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I Don’t Think I Meet The Height Requirement To Ride You’re Emotional Roller-Coaster

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Holding In Your Inner Bitch For To Long It’s Fucking Showtime

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Give Me The Strength To Walk Away From Stupid People Without Slapping Snoopy Version

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If You’re Happy And You Know It It’s Your Meds

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I’ll Put You In The Trunk And Help People Look For You Don’t Test Me

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My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity Heifer Vintage Version

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In Order To Insult Me I Must First Value Your Opinion Nice Try Though Rooster Vintage Version

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I Hate It When The Voices In My Head Go Silent I Never Know What Those Fuckers Are Planning

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No Matter How Good Of A Person You Are You’re The Villain In Someone’s Story

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Some People Just Need A High-Five In The Face With A Chair Rooster Version

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Stupidity Comes In All Shapes And Sizes Some Of Them Even Look Like People

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Carpenter Before You Try To Hurt My Feelings Keep In Mind I Don’t Have Any

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Remenber When I Asked For Your Opinion Yeah Me Neither Cow Version

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I’ll Try Being Nicer If You Try Being Smarter

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I Am Putting Myself In Timeout Until I Can Play Nice With Others

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It’s Only Murder If They Find A Body Otherwise Is Just A Missing Person

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I Don’t Want Anyone To Think That I’m An Asshole I Want Them To Be 100% Sure

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The More I Get To Know Certain People The More I Realize Why Noah Only Let Animals

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Holy Enough To Pray For You Hood Enough To Come At You

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I Suffer From Chs Can’t Hear Shit I Will Huh The Crap Out Of You

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I’m Not Really A Control Freak But Can I Show You The Right Way To Do That

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I’m Allergic To Bullshit So Shut The Fuck Up

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I Speak Fluent Typo

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Sorry No Habla Fucktardo

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If My Mouth Doesn’t Say It My Face Definitely Will Biting Lips Version

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I’ll Try Being Nicer If You Try Being Smarter

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