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It’s Not My Fault You Thought I Was Normal You’ve Had More Than Enough Time

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Attention I Am Out Of Order Until Further Notice My Stupid People Filter Needs Cleaning

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Assuming I Was Like Most Old Men Was Your First Mistake Wolf Version

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Don’t Judge My Side Of The Fence Until You Have The Balls To Jump It Rooster Version

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When People Say Dumb Questions I Feel Obligated To Give Sarcastic Answers

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I Have Selective Hearing I’m Sorry You Were Not Selected Unicorn Version

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Social Distancing If This Scot Can Turn Around And Punch You In The Face You’re Too Close

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Walk Away This Machinist Has Anger Issues And A Serious Dislike For Stupid People

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I’m Currently Unmedicated And Unsupervised I Know It Freaks Me Out Too

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It’s So Nice When Toxic People Stop Talking To You It’s Like The Trash Took Itself Out

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It’s Ok If You Disagree With Me I Can’t Force You To Be Right Rooster Version

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Why Yes I’m A Smart Ass Its Better Than Being A Dumb Ass

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It’s A Throat Punch Kinda Day

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Don’t Mess With Me My Aunt Is Crazy And She Will Punch You In The Face Very Hard

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As A Spoiled Son I Have A Freaking Awesome Mom Who Happens To Cuss A Lot

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Je Sais Presque Tout Faire Sauf Fermer Ma Gueule

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Offensive – I Have Neither The Time Nor The Crayons To Explain This To You Slogan

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Fight Me If You Wish But Remember I Am Old For A Reason

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I Didn’t Get Much Sleep Last Night But I Did Get A Few Solid Hours Of Anxiety In

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Don’t Ask Me For Advice I Still Think Punching Stupid People In The Face Is The Right Answer

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People Tend To Think I Will Forget The Crap But There Is No Expiration Date For Disrespect

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I Love People Who Gossip Behind My Back That’s Exactly Where They Belong Behind My Back

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Warning My Sense Of Humor May Hurt Your Feelings

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I Wear Black To Remind You Not To Mess With Me Because I’m Already Dressed For Your Funeral

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Warning This Concrete Finisher Has A Twisted Mind If You Don’t Want Your Feeling Hurt

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Facts Don&39;T Care About Your Feelings

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No Huey No News No Thanks Funny

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I’m Not Trouble I’m Just A Challenge To Handle

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If You’re Going To Have Opinions About My Life I Assume You’ll Be Paying Some Of My Bills

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Would You Like Your Nose Back I Found It Stuck In My Business

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Warning I’m Unsupervised All Those Who Know Me Well Understand This Could Lead To Trouble

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Norwegian Woman An Odd Combination Of Really Sweet And Don’t Mess With Me

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I Don’t Give A Duck

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I Was Told To Check My Attitude I Did It’s Still There It’s Not Gone Anywhere

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People Talk About Me Behind My Back And I Just Sit Here Like Damn

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Confident My Last Words Will Be Are You Fucking Kidding Me

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