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Heifer I Will Throw Your Ass In The Trunk And Help Them Search For You Don’t Test Me Black Version

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Stay Out Of My Bubble Heifer

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I May Not Be Perfect But Jesus Thinks I Am To Die For Cow Version

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I Don’t Mean To Interrupt People I Just Radomly Remember Things Cow With Glasses Version

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Taking A Sick Day Cause I’m Sick Of You People Cow With Glasses Version

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Abracadabra Nope Even Magic Can’t Fix Stupid Bandana Cow Version

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I Suffer From Chs Can’t Hear Shit I Will Huh The Crap Out Of You Bandana Cow Version

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I’m The Crazy Heifer Everyone Warned You About Cow With Glasses Version

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Of Course I Talk To Myself Sometimes I Need Expert Advice Cow With Glasses Version

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I Am Putting Myself In Timeout Until I Can Play Nice With Others Cow Floral Version

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Before You Go Any Further Heifer Today Is Not The Day And I’m Not The One Vintage Version

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But Did You Die Heifer Cow Witch Version

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I Asked God Why Are You Taking Me Through Troubled Water Cow Vintage Version

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I Know I Am A Handful But What’s Why You Have Two Hands Cow Version

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I Notice Everything I Just Pretend Not To Cow Version

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Sometimes I Have To Tell Myself It’s Just Not Worth The Jail Time Bandana Cow Version

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When God Made Me He Said Ta-Da Bandana Cow Version

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Heifer Running Team We’ll Get There When We Get There Bandana Cow Vintage Version2

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Buckle Up Buttercup You Just Flipped My Witch Switch Cow Version

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You Call It Nagging I Call It Listen To What I Fucking Said The First Time Cow Version

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Yeah I’ve Got OCD Old Cranky And Dangerous Cow Version

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It’s Okay If Some People Dislike You Not Everyone Has Good Taste Cow Floral Version

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Heifer I Will Throw Your Ass In The Trunk And Help Them Search For You Don’t Test Me

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Not My Pasture Not My Bullshit Cow Floral Version

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If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories Cow Version

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Dear Life When I Said It Could Not Get Any Worse

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I May Look Calm But In My Head I’ve Punched You In The Throat 3 Times Bandana Cow Version

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They Whispered To Her You Can’t Withstand The Storm She Whispered Back I Am The Storm Bandana And Glasses Cow Version

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Sometimes My Greatest Accomplishment Is Just Keeping My Mouth Shut Cow Version

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I Know I Swear A Lot I’m Very Sorry I’ll Try To Be Good Cow Version

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You Remind Me Of A Penny Because You’re Two Faced And Worthless Cow Version

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I Am A Christian I Am Not Perfect I Make Mistakes I Mess Up Cow Version

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I Try To Be A Nice Person But Sometimes My Mouth Doesn’t Want To Cooperate Cow Version

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I Try To Be A Nice Person But Sometimes My Mouth Doesn’t Want To Cooperate Cow Version

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Don’t Trust Everything You See Even Salt Looks Like Sugar Bandana And Glasses Cow Version

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Heifer Be Trippin Ok Maybe I Push Her Cow Version

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