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LIFESTYLE
I’m On That New Diet Where You Eat Anything You Want And You Pray For A Miracle Cow Version
Sarcasm Because Murder Charges Are Expensive Cow Version
I’m Not Fat I’m Just So Freakin Sexy It Overflows Cow Version
I’m Done Adulting Let’s Be Crazy Heifer Ladies
When You Get Angry Take A Breath & Count To Ten Throw A Punch Cow Version
The Question Isn’t Who Is Going To Let Me It’s Who Is Going To Stop Me Cow Version
I’ve Met A Lot Of Pricks In My Time But You Heifer Are A Freaking Cactus
I Seriously Need A Speed Bump Between My Brain And My Mouth Cow Version
I’m Sorry I Licked You You Didn’t Seem Like You Would Ever Stop Talking And I Panicked Cow Vintage Version2
Controlling My Tongue Is No Problem It’s My Face That Needs Deliverance Cow Version
Oh I’m Sorry I Forgot I Only Exist To You When You Need Something From Me Cow Version
I Just Took A DNA Test Turns Out I’m 100% That Heifer
If Payback’s A Heifer And Revenge Is Sweet Then I’m The Sweetest Heifer You’ll Ever Meet
She’s Your Best Friend Because She Believes In You When You Don’t Believe In Yourself Cow With Bandana Version
I Need To Go On Medication So I Can Slap Idiots And Blame It On The Side Effects Cow Version
Live Life Like Someone Left The Gate Open Highland Cattle Version
Christmas
Dear Santa All I Want For Christmas Is A Cow
FUNNY
Don’t Bother Putting Your Hand Over My Mouth To Shut Me Up I Will Lick You Heifer Version
I Wear All Black To Remind You Not To Mess With Me Because I’m Already Dressed For Your Funeral Cow Version
You’re About As Pleasant As An Itchy Butthole Cow Vintage Version
You Think I Care About Who Doesn’t Like Me Hell My Own Family Doesn’t Like Me Cow Version
If At First You Don’t Succeed Fix Your Ponytail And Try Again Cow Version
I Licked It So It’s Mine Highland Cattle Version
Not Only Does My Mind Wander Sometimes It Walks Off Completely Highland Cattle Version
I’m Sorry Did I Roll My Eyes Out Loud Cow Version2
I Was Taught To Think Before I Act So If I Smack The Shit Out Of You Cow Version
I’m Not A Beautiful Disaster Or A Hot Mess I’m The Crazy Heifer That You Should Think Twice About Missing With
My Attitude Is As Big As My Butt You’ve Been Warned Cow Version
Don’t Judge Me I Was Born To Be Awesome Not Perfect Cow Version
Hold My Halo I’m About To Do Unto Others As They Have Done Unto Me Cow Version
One Thing I Hate More Than A Dumb Heifer Is A Dumb Heifer With A Side Kick
That’s A Horrible Idea What Time Cow Version
Oh I Pissed You Off Suck It Up Buttercup I’m A Heifer It’s What I Do
FAMILY
If You Met My Family You’d Understand Cow With Glasses Version
Not My Pasture Not My Bull Cow Floral Version Black Version
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