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I don’t pretend to be something I’m not I’m an asshole and a Trucker and I own that shit like a boss
I am postal worker of course I’m crazy do you think a sane person would do this job
I am caregiver of course I’m crazy do you think a sane person would do this job
Warning unmedicated installer annoy at your own risk
Walk away this operator has anger issues and a serious dislike for stupid people
I am a Security Officer Of course I’m crazy Do you think a sane person would do this job?
FAMILY
Don’t flirt with me I love my man he is a crazy installer he will murder you
I am a Paramedic Of course I’m crazy Do you think a sane person would do this job?
Trucker I try to be a nice person but sometimes my mouth doesn’t Cooperate
I am CNA of course I’m crazy do you think a sane person would do this job
Dur mail who art in packages Hallowed be thy routes Thy envelopes come they will be delivered in snow sleet or rain
The best kind of Dad raises a civil engineer yes she bought me this shirt
Medical assistant sometimes It physically hurts to hold in my sarcastic comments
He�s annoying He�s hilarious He make me yell He drives me crazy He�s out of his mind But my carpenter is everything I want
I am plumber of course I’m crazy do you think a sane person would do this job
FUNNY
a-badass barber
I get my attitude from my awesome trucker I am related to I call him Dad
I was once a polite and well-mannered young lady and then I became a waitress
Medical Assistant because what doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a sick sense of humor
Caregiver we work for the patient not for the paycheck
I must be fireproof after all the hell I’ve been through version 2
I’m a caregiver I don’t stop when I’m tired I stop when I’m done
Farming is my drug I don’t party every night I don’t get wasted I don’t pop bottles I go farming
Once a caregiver always a caregiver no matter where you go or what yo do you can never truly get out of it
I am sleep deprived blood stained emotionally scarred physically drained always on the edge still 100% devoted I am a caregiver
Everybody’s an electrician until the real electrician shows up
Cna You’d lose your mind trying to understand me
Warning any real electrician understands that the tool box does not make them what they are
You can’t be a heavy equipment operator and stupid pick a struggle
I get my attitude from my awesome phlebotomist I am related to I call her mom
I did not wake up like this I changed my lifestyle for this heavy equipment operator
I’m not just a real estate agent I’m a big cup of wonderful covered in awesome sauce with a splash of sassy and a dash of crazy
Warning this carpenter uses his patient on fixing the crap engineers make he doesn’t have much left for anyone else
He’s annoying He’s hilarious he makes me yell he drives me crazy he’s out of his mind but my pipefitter is everything I want
Proud girlfriend of a freakin’ awesome heavy equipment operator who is sometimes a jerk and that’s okay
Sweat dries blood clots bones heal juck it up buttercup only the strongest women become phlebotomists
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Medical assistant sometimes It physically hurts to hold in my sarcastic comments